Ghosts
(Metric - Too Little, Too Late)

Garry: yo
Khiem: yo
Garry: check this out
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/tv/12841/
look at the 3rd pic on the left
Khiem: ghost?
Garry: supposedly an apparition caught on thermal imaging
from this show called ghost hunters...
there was nothing in the doorway
Khiem: pretty creepy stuff
Garry: indeed... how "real" it is, i dunno.. but supposedly they caught this earlier in the season of their show... but since it was such a good shot, they saved it for the season finale
which may or may not mean that it's not fake cause otherwise they could've done it anytime
Khiem: well it's good television, that's for sure
Garry: here's a question... what exactly do ghosts wear?
it's obviously not clothes
but it looks like it
Khiem: why can't they wear clothes?
why do they have to walk around naked?
Garry: well, how can they make clothes disappear?
if you dug them up, it'd still be on their body
not like they took it with them
they certainly shouldn't be able to wear clothes
or walk around with chains or swords or shit
Khiem: if you're trying to say that clothes shouldn't appear...neither should their bodies...because essentially clothes and their bodies are made of the same molecules...
ghosts should be formless
just energy
Garry: but bodies i can kind of get cause they used to be living.. attached to the soul
clothes are inanimate
Khiem: maybe the energy of the soul can be shaped to any form
maybe it's being shaped to the memory of that person the last time he/she looked in the mirror
Garry: possible... but still skeptical... haha
i still think they should be naked
haha
Khiem: it'd be pretty embarrassing for them if they saw other ghosts naked
I think I'd be more scared to see a ghost with a hard-on
cuz then he's not here just to scare me...he's here to violate me
Garry: yeah, that would be quite disturbing
how about a horny naked marilyn monroe ghost?
in her prime
Khiem: are you asking if I'd do her?
hard to say...depends if I could get it up after the initial scare
Garry: haha... if you did a ghost, that for sure would leave a stain on your bed...
Khiem: I don't know if I could trust a ghost
she might want to cuddle after s*x
Garry: or steal your soul
either way, it sucks